CasualThings

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk

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fetchhappened:

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

mcgooglykins:

#IS HIS FACE WHEN KIRK AND SPOCK WALK IN #LIKE LEGIT ‘YAY MUM AND DAD ARE HOME DID YOU BRING ME STUFF?’

#it’s like the last day of shore leave #and kirk and spock are just relaxing and all of a sudden kirk is like ”shit! we forgot to get something for the kids!” #and spock is all ”captain you don’t have to get presents for the crew every time - ” #and kirk just interrupts with ”CHEKOV’S FACE.” #and spock considers this and then wordlessly gets up and heads in the direction of the souvenir stand

Source: wildandwild

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darkwingsnark:

rattledmachine:

I had art block so rusty said to do the pokemon thing and this adorable little fuck happened….. I had to draw it.

…I want that to be a real pokemon now. That’s adorable.

Source: rattledmachine

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doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.

and the vegan wins

Source: sevenseasaurus

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geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

Source: richwhitelesbian

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aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

Source: minmo

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couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

Source: hunterandrewpence

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

Source: primisthebomb

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an open letter to yahoo

superguy28:

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

GAWD the tumblr video player SUCKS

Source: aiclan

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Source: overhumor

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